- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

what looks like a banana? a penis

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What do we call Osama? Osama

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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