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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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