Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Justin Beiber is a good singer

womens rights.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

salad days!

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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