- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Diarrhea

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Fat? Jesse Z

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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