Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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