why is this joke funny because your laughing

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Where's my tractor?

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Do the roar!

Who wants $300? Me too.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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