Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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