- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What page are you on The gay page.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Take part of what?

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man walks out of a police station

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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