Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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lewis=cardiac

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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