what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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