A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Ross.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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