- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Dwarf Shortage

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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