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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

quantum physics?

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

if you don't like this you're gay

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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