Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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