A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

In soviet Russia...things are different

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

womens rights.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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