- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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