- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

okay so theres this guy.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

hello

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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