Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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