- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Immigration Laws

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

How does a black guy die? Unknown

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