- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

miha kako si?

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

womens rights.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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