Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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