- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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