A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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