Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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can you touch your toes? no

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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