Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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