Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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