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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

The Colts this year.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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