Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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