Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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