- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

knock knock who's there ?

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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