Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Atheism

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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