Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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