I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Male leadership.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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