God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Matthew Wyckoff

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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