- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Indians

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Knock knock... Home invasion

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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