- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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