why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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