Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What does? 42

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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