- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*