- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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