- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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