- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What's 1+1? 69.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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