The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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black chicken. kfc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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