- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

hey guys im gay

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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