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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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