- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

^ That's not even funny ^

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

no.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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