- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

rent a cops

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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