- Anti Joke

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist