- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Where's my baby??

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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