- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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