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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Whose your daddy? Not me

A miserable man committed suicide.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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