- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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