your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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