- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

The New York Giants

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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