- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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