What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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