- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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