- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

can you touch your toes? no

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

every cloud has a silver lining

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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