- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

A man was shot. He died.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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