- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

miha kako si?

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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