There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

You should read the Terms of Service.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...