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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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