knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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