- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

salad days!

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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