- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A black student graduated High School

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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