lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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