What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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