Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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