When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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