What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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