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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Women outside of the kitchen.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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