- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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