Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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