If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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