Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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