- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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