What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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