This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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human centipede

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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